Fixed Fairytales: Jack and Jill

Here is one of my favorite fixed nursery rhymes from HISHE Kids Youtube Channel:

In the spirit of fixing a nonsensical rhyme:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack lost his grip, headfirst he slipped
Into the well of water

Jill was not scared, she came prepared
With scuba gear for diving
She tumbled in and soon did swim
To aid Jack in surviving

She lifted Jack onto her back
And up the rope they rose
They reached the top and there did stop
To dry their soggy clothes

Then Jack and Jill went down the hill
Their pail full to the brim
Jack's head was sore from their chore
Though Jill enjoyed the swim.

The End!
The moral: always have scuba gear on hand.


Rhetorically,
Rebekah