Small Notes

Dear Finals,
I hated you. But I only have to take one of you next semester and then I GRADUATE. Take that.
-Burnt Out

Dear Baby,
Congratulations~ you've reached full-term! Fell free to come out anytime...
-Not Sleeping Anyway

Dear Amazon.com,
You've really been there for me with Christmas shopping and the Baby Registry. Thanks.
-The Lazy Shopper

Dear Christmas Break,
I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you.  So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have.
-Buddy the Elf


Rhetorically,
Rebekah