Dear Dash: 2 Weeks

Dear Dash,

At two weeks:

• Your umbilical cord came off! It's still healing, though, so it's hard to say whether you have an innie or an outie.
• You are back to your birth weight. 
• You've already grown two inches! 
• You go through an average of 11 diapers a day.
• You like the sound of car rides, blow dryers, and vacuums.
• You hate sponge bathes, wardrobe changes, diaper changes, and taking vitamin supplements.
• You sleep more and cry less (as does your mom) when grandma comes to visit. 

Rhetorically,
Rebekah